Guild of Martyrs

I grin triumphantly and try to open the chest, screaming about how the pixies cant deny me my loot. I guess I level up?

Grapple

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

1

9

"Very good, then. Now...Lets get to those stairs, so we may begin this conquest of the dungeon PROPERLY, shall we?" I say, before moving as though to allow them to lead me to where it presumably would be.

Zak:
Your current XP counter, so you can check out your progress. ^_^

Lvl 1- 1,000/1,000
800~Goblin kills dungeon 1.
100~RP protect the goblin from the pixies dungeon 1.
100~Class action, cast a curse dungeon 1.
Lvl 2 - 100/,3000
100~Goblin kills in dungeon 1.

Adjust your stats accordingly, and post the amendment in the thread with your original character sheet (an updated inventory would also be nice).

In the chest, you find 2,059 gold coins, a large diamond, a small key, a dagger of paralysis (normal dagger stats, 10% chance to paralyse), and bracers of protection (+2AC).

Orga:
You reach into the chest and grab the dagger of paralysis by the blade. Roll 1d20 to find out if you're paralysed or not. You also take damage.

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d4 :

2

Hiro:
The goblins look at you confused.
"What stairs?"

Orga:
You are not paralysed. The Goblin is cowering at the bottom of the chest.

Awesome

I count my good fortunes that the blade did not perice my skin and eat the goblin, not bothering with that silliy grappling nonsense and just biting it's head off. I also wonder if my consumption of it's brains will allow me to learn it's language.

Orga:
If you have points in it, roll knowledge(nature)
Your enemy is prone. Roll attack with an additional +4 modifier.

Bite attack

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

4

+4 -5

Orga:
You bite the blaggard whole-heartedly! Roll damage.

Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d4 :

4

+4

Orga:
You take a large bite out of the goblin, and he stops moving.

I check to see if there is anything toher than the blade of paralysis, which I take by the handle, iand the goblin is in the chest. I also pull the goblin out of the chest.

Orga:
You get the same loot from the chest as Zak.

I put on the bracers, take the gold and stuff, strap the dagger to my dagger holding belt and Curbstomp the goblin's head into paste before walking out of the room.

I take the items and then search the goblins.

Orga:
Roll to hit. Plus four, since he's prone.

Zak:
You make me spend forever remembering what loot is left for you to find. Screw you. =P
You find More armour much like the other goblin armour you found, a javelin, two morning stars, a short sword, a Heavy Shield, three daggers, a club, a pack of playing cards, ten days worth of bread and cheese (ie 10 rations) and a small silver cross pendant. Anything you can't find weight references for, assume to be 1lb (I don't think I've given you anything heavy).

Curbstomp

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

10

+4 +9

I takes some stuff and move along out the door then down the hallway.

Zak:
Where to boss?

Orga:
Roll damage.

I run directly away from my start point and take a right and go straight.

Zak:
You're at the top right hand corner of the corridor system. F10.

Curbstomp Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d4 :

1

+8

"Taste Oblivion, GOBLIN SCUM!"

I keep going, walking all the way to the other corner ahead of me.