Guild of Martyrs

You stack the mirrors on one hand with total precision and carry them into the next room.

I set them on the ground in Pride's room and begin taking down his magic mirrors.

Pride is too self absorbed to notice what you're doing. =D

After taking down the magic mirrors, I take the ones from Envy's room and hang them up all about Pride's room.

Upon removing the last of his mirrors, Pride takes notice.
"What in the name of me are you doing?"

"Oh sorry sir, didn't mean to disturb you or anything, but I was given orders to redecorate your room" I say to him as I begin putting up Envy's mirrors.

Bluff

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

4

+2

He glares at you.
"Put the mirrors down and get out."

I grab all of his mirrors and run for Envy's room.

Strength

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

9

+8

Balance

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

8

+6

You just about manage to juggle them into the next room without breaking them.

I hang up all of them in Envy's room.

You do that thing. I'm not gonna make you roll for that, unless you have Craft(Interior Decorating) in your skills. =P

"So, wait, you're crying because you're awesome?" I say to Envy in an attempt to get hm to look around the room.

He looks up at you, and notices the mirrors. He immediately stops crying.
"W... what's all this?"

Lo-Narr looks around at the mirrors then back to Envy. "Is that supposed to be a joke? It's you, guy"

He looks at himself for a minute in the mirrors.
"Do.. do you think I can beat him?"

"Do you?"

He sits back down.
"I never could before."

Just for the record, Orga, I fully approve of that answer. ^_^
It's not necessarily the most beneficial one in the situation, but it's definitely the one I like the best.

"That was because you didn't believe in yourself. Things have changed. You are not the worm they have led you to believe. Stand up for yourself, tear him down and show him who you truly are!

You gain a rank in Corny. =P

He stands up and dries his eyes.
"You're... You're right. I can beat him. I can do it."
He goes over to the wall and moves one of the mirrors and pulls something from behind it. You're fairly certain it wasn't there before.
"Here... I want you to have this. In thanks."
He holds out a small, unmarked key.

I take the key then follow him to watch Pride possibly get his ass kicked.

You watch Pride get his ass kicked. =D

Jealousy walks into the room with you behind him, to find Pride on his knees crying. He draws his own sabre.
"Draw your sword, I challenge you."
"Go away."
"Draw it."
There's an awkward moment, as both refuse to acknowledge the other's request, then Pride stands, and pulls his rapier out. He makes a quick lunge, and jealousy parries it out the way, thrusting his sabre through pride's chest. Pride pauses, almost as if he's frozen in time, and after a moment blood starts to trickle from his mouth, and he falls to the floor. Jealousy turns around and walks out.

"Awesome job, Envy!" I say as I high five him

Super Sweet Highfive

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

3

+20 for radical-ness

I then run over to Pride and kick him really hard in the balls

Unarmed Attack

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

1

+9

"FUCK YOU!" I say as I then begin searching him for his key.

You stub your toe. Take one point of damage.

Interesting fact. That feeling of stubbing your toe is actually the bone breaking. Every time you stub your toe, you break a bone. Fun times!

Lo-Narr swears and picks up Prides key, then goes through the door in Pride's room that he hasn't been through yet.

The door doesn't open when you push on it.