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Trollface
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| Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs  Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:28 am | |
| You poke at his brain. He screams some more.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:41 am | |
| In a German accent I say "vut is vrong with me? Vhat is vrong with you?!" I then try to lobotomize him again. Heal - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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Trollface
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:46 am | |
| You fail your Accent check, clearly. =P
You prod him in the liver. It doesn't seem to help much. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:49 am | |
| I carve the Yiddish word for rest into his head with my claws | |
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:52 am | |
| Hrrrrrrmmm... I'll have you roll... Knowledge(Religion) on that one. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:03 am | |
| Knowledge(religion) - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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Trollface
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:07 am | |
| You're untrained in that branch of knowledge, and don't know that particular Jewish word. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:10 am | |
| In a rage I grab him and shout "Stop wanting money! STOP WANTING MONEY!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:17 am | |
| He looks terrified.
"Will you just leave me alone! You've already torn out most of my source of income!" | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:26 am | |
| "I will leave you alone when you give me the key, now where is it? Is it in your stomach? Should I RIP and TEAR your GUTS?!" Intimidate - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:30 am | |
| He screams. And doesn't stop screaming. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:39 am | |
| "Stop that. It's getting annoying and I need information" Diplomacy - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:43 am | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:50 am | |
| I slap him. "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:51 am | |
| Roll unarmed attack and damage. =P | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:55 am | |
| Claw - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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Trollface
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:57 am | |
| Instead of slapping him like most people would with the fleshy part of your hand, you for some reason decide to claw his face off. You do so, and his screaming cuts out and becomes a gurgle and blood spurts in your face. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:04 am | |
| Lo-narr sighs and cuts open greeds stomach and begins shuffling around in it looking for the key he needs. Search - Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:05 am | |
| Lo-narr can't find his penis. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:10 am | |
| I stick my hand up his stomach and into his chest cavity and rip his heart out, for use as rations. Then I go to lusts room.  | |
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Trollface
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:14 am | |
| Add one to your rations. Good choice, by the way. I adore heart. =P
The door is unlocked. When you go in there she's busy admiring herself in a hand mirror. | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:22 am | |
| "Hello Lust!" I say cheerfully, dripping Greeds blood all over the place. I also take a closer look at all the things in the room. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:25 am | |
| She looks up and puts the mirror down.
"Oh, hello again, blueboy." | |
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Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:28 am | |
| Do I roll? What do I see?
"Oh um, sorry for kicking you off me and onto the floor and everything, it's just that I really like being alive. Had being dead." I chuckle nervously and scratch the back.of my head. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Guild of Martyrs Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:34 am | |
| Spot.
She smiles.
"I guessed."
She twiddles her finger in her hair, and lays back. | |
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