Team Shenanigans versus Team Riordan... Assault Map!

I thought I'd try something a little different with you Nik, since I am a nasty nasty person. One team assaults, the other team defends, then they swap over and do it all again.

http://misterhook.tripod.com/generica/GENERICA_Church_map_1.jpg

Objective of the map (for the attackers) is to retrieve the Relic from the Sarcophagus (On the right hand side of the map. The content is an anomalous magical item. It'll be something that benefits whoever opens the sarcophagus every time, but more specifically than that, I don't know yet. Probably either an awesome magic weapon, or some kind of armour), then escape the Chapel (by moving left off the map).
Obviously, the defenders get to defend it. If they open the sarcophagus, they automatically forfeit, however once the Relic is in play, if they get hold of it, they totally get to use it.

How you win is up to you. Kill your enemy or just charge in, take the relic, and charge out again. I'll try and play as fairly as I can (given that, by design I know the sneaky moves you're making, but you don't necessarily know mine. If it feels like I'm cheating, feel free to say). Roll Initiative.

Would you rather attack first, or defend?

Initiative:

Gearwax(+4):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

17

Iofiel(-3):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

1

Eirian(-4):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

3

Atra(-3):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

4

Ginayne(+2):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

3

Steve(+6):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

19

Defigo(+2):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

8

Seriously, Iofiel. That's twice in a row you've fumbled Initiative rolls. What the hell, man? Why couldn't you be more like Steve? Steve always gets awesome initiative.
I think I successfully proved that Fancy names = bad initiative.

Obviously, this topic is a placeholder until you've finished editing the last couple of details. It's just the two of us, so no need to rush. I am a patient man.