Guild of Martyrs

I go forward into the next room.

You go forward down the corridor you've already been down. You figure by "the next room" you mean the one you haven't been in yet. You are now at O1. You see exactly the same sight Zak saw in here. Y'know, giant woman eating conveyor-belt meat.

I look from the conveyor belt to the Fat chick, back to the conveyer belt. and then at Sloth. "Well Sloth, looks like it's time for you to start running. I pick him up and toss him on the conveyor belt.

Roll spot and ranged attack (to hit).

Spot

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

17

+1


Ranged Attack

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

19

+3

You go to throw the thing on your back, but realise just in time that you left Sloth in the other room. You just manage to stop yourself from throwing all your equipment onto the conveyor belt.

I go get Sloth and bring him into the room then carefully place him at the start of the conveyor belt. "Here's your ultimatum, Sloth. You stop being lazy or you get et by Fatty Mcfatfat over there. HAVE FUN!" I say to him in a very cheery voice.

Fatricia Day attempts to grab you. Roll grapple.

Grapple(+5)

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

12

Grapple

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

4

+9

You're grabbed and bitten, causing you to drop Sloth. You take damage.

Damage(+4)

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d4 :

4

I pull away from her, grab the closest appendage of Sloth's to drag him over to me, then lift him and toss him onto the conveyor belt. (Talk about a lot of rolls, eh?)

You manage to wriggle away without much problem and get hold of sloth. Roll ranged attack to see if you can get him onto the conveyor belt.

Ranged

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

7

+3

The man lands on the edge of the conveyor belt. The behemoth in the room grabs him and starts to bite into his flesh as he screams in agony.

"Ready to start not being Slothful, now?!" I yell at the man nonchalantly as I pick at my nails.

After receiving several large bites, the man manages to pull himself away, and lays on the floor bleeding out.
"Son of a bitch, what was that for?!"

"That was for being a lazy motherfucker. And because it was funny watching you get eaten" I smile my razor sharp teeth at him. "Now answer my question"

He glares up at you.
"What's your question?"

I grab him by the neck and lift him up to look me right in my intimidateing eyes. "Are you. Ready to. Stop. Being. Slothful?" I then tighten my grip on his neck a bit.

Roll it.

Intimidate

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

10

+2

He shakes in your arms.
"What do you even want from me? I already gave you my key! Just leave me be!"

"REDEMPTION! ...Or something, just let go of your sins and embrace the light!... I think. Talos, is it gonna be this hard for every single one of you?"

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that was Orga pretending to be Hiro?

Sloth moans in pain.
"Look, the whole redemption thing, I can't be fucked with it. They were like 'don't give him the key 'till you've been resolved of all your sins', and I figured, fuck that, it'll be easier for us all if I just hand it over. Man, you try and do a guy a solid, and his response is to feed you to the monsters? Fuck you, man. Fuck you."
Sloth gets up and starts to limp back towards his room, clutching his neck and grumbling under his breath.

"....Who the fuck makes a dungeon where in order to get the key to beating it you have to beat the damn dungeon?! I mean how do they expect for us to get the bloody key from them if....OOOOOooooooh. Okay. Okay. Well played, Dungeon Master, well played. Oh and uh, my bad Sloth dude! You really should have said something sooner though, so this is still your fault!" I turn to look at fat chick. "Ew. okay, uh, hey you uh....maybe wanna just take a break from eating?" I ask, not really expecting much but who knows, maybe she'll listen to reason.