Guild of Martyrs

You lift the man with ease.
"Why bother? Not like it means much at the end of the day."

"Naw, guy. Once you start walking you can start running, and once you start running you can start CHASING. Do you know how much fun it is to chase things? Especially when at the end of the chase you get to rip them apart piece by piece and feast upon their juicy flesh?! ...You know, you would make a pretty good meal too." I say, looking at him hungrily.

Orga:
You apparently stand there with a faeces-dripping body over your shoulder. He shrugs.
"I'll do it tomorrow."

Zak:
You feel the beast inside you clawing to get out. You turn into a tiger.

I roar at the beast and run out into the hallway, proceeding to run towards the crying.

I sigh again. "Dear Talos, you really are slothful arn't you?. Well no matter, let's go visit Sir Vanity"
I head go to the Mirror Room and begin shouting at the weeping man.

Zak:
You reach the door to his room, but find your lack of opposable thumbs makes using handles very difficult. Would you like to pick the unlocked door again? =P

Orga:
Excrement slops down your arm as you carry the man through to the room full of mirrors. He doesn't seem to resist. What would you like to shout?

I attempt to open the door!

"HEY YOU! YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN FIVE SECONDS IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SOMEONE ELSE!"

Zak:
*Sigh*
Roll Dexterity and Waste of Time. =P

Orga:
The man looks up from the window he's staring through. He points through it, tears still running down his cheeks.
"He never gets death threats. It's only ever me."

I use Sloth to wipe off all the excrement and set him down in a corner. Then I look at where the man is pointing.

Orga:
You see a beautiful, sparkling emerald room, with a man stood admiring himself in the mirror. He too is very handsome.
"It's not fair. He gets the room next to the Nympho and the Jew, while I'm stuck between Sir Punchalot, Fatty and Him."
He indicates "Sloth" with regards to the last one.

Zak:
You still don't have any thumbs and can't open the door.

"Did you say Nympho?! Male or female?!" I grab him by the collar of his shirt and slam him against a wall. "MALE OR FEMALE?!"

"FEMALE! FEMALE!"
Roll unarmed damage.

Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d4 :

2

+8

You shake the man violently, and bash his head against the wall. He's now unconscious.

"Oh, uh, sorry about that...other Sin Person who's sin I don't know yet. Feeling bad for yourself? Emo? Emo"

I walk over to the window and shout at the the Vanity guy. "HEY YOU! IF YOU DON'T STOP BEIN' SO VAIN YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALL UGLY AND STUFF!"

Neither men appear to react.

I take off one of Sloth's shoes and toss it at the man.

The shoe hits the window and bounces off. Roll reflex.

Reflex

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

7

+4

The shoe hits you in the face. Take one damage.

I grab [Redacted], having just figured out his sin and pull his unconscious form out of the room. And Sloth, I guess. Also, where on the board am I?

Using the same mark-up system as last time, K13.