The Den of Terror

" 'As a mouth...but nawt a faise....Maibe it's a Dragun?"

*Knows what it is, but wants people to guess ^,,,^*

"Lets hope not. I think... Maybe a river, or a waterfall... It has a mouth, mouth of the river... Hm..."

Wat thinks hard for several moments before looking like he just got the best idea ever.
"Da gaudiun....is da rivuh! Oi 'ave ter slai da rivuh!" He draws his great sword. "It'ul bay moi most challengin' bat'ul yet!"

"No, no, Wat, I dont think it means it literally!" I say hurriedly.

Wat begins attacking the river!

To hit

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

16

+6

ONWAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Your sword plunges into the river. Roll damage.
^_^

"The guardian is at the fall of the river," Leilanad said said facepalming. "Do you seriously think you can fell a river with a sword?"

"Maybe its a spirit of some kind... What if we anger it before hand."

"How do we do that?" Leilanad. The thought that immediately came to mind was to... relieve himself into it, but he wasn't completely sure he'd be comfortable doing so in this crowd.

Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 2 launched of one d6 :

4 , 6

+5

Your sword plunges deep into the water, tearing layers of silt from its' bed. You are close enough that you can see the water fill with grainy particles flung up from the bottom, and the water around you begins to cloud, as if the very blood of the river were spilling out into the water.

Wat attacks it again!

Melee

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

14

+6

Roll damage.

Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 2 launched of one d6 :

2 , 4

+5

Again, your sword sinks deep, and this time a few small stones are flung up from the bottom.
Errwick watches in utter bemusement.

Wat attacks again.
Melee

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

5

+6

Damage

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 2 launched of one d6 :

4 , 2

+5

Your sword slices through a clump of reeds on the bank. tall, spikey vegetation scatters through the water, leaving a short tuft in its' place.

Wat stops attacking the river, his sword hanging loosely by his side as he scratches his head.
"Hmm...it shud bay ded boi naow" Wat thinks on the poem and what it might mean. "...At 'er foll.....'er foll...O! Oi 'ave ter kill da watuhfoll!" Wat begins searching for the waterfall.

Search

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

15

+0

You don't see it in the immediate vicinity.

Jeebus, however, does know (since he has pretty good knowledge rolls) that there is a Waterfall a little way upstream.
(But you do not know that Orga. =P )

Leilanad sighs and rolls his eyes.

"Um, aneewan no ware a watuhfoll is?" Wat asks.

I search for the waterfall, just hopefully for him to not try to kill it!

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

15

+ 7 search

It still isn't in the immediate vicinity. You can search further afield if you want, but I'd encourage you to talk to the group before just walking off, or I'll assume you're splitting the party.

"There is a waterfall just up stream you know."

"O, dere is? Thank yew, Bahd!" Wat rushes upstream to the waterfall, sword held at the ready.