Arid Spark

+ 4

The scorpion takes the blow without much problem.

Aaaaaaaaaand now it's the scorpion's turn! Hiro, roll Reflex. Orga, Zak, roll Ride.
The scorpion decides to lash about like a motherbucker. =P

Reflex:+11

Hiro carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

1

I'd rather roll Grapple

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

1

+15
Since it makes more sense, but if Dylan insists then I'll roll
Ride

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

9

+6

Hiro:
Yeeeeeah, you get badly trampled. You are knocked prone and take damage:

Damage(+12):

Trollface carried out 2 launched of one d10 :

5 , 8

Zak: You are king of riding the knee. You get a lot of scorpion pus on you, but it seems innocuous enough. If kinda bad smelling.

Larger animals have an easier ride DC but a harder grapple. I made that suggestion in your favour. =P
Despite your attempt to grapple, you manage to hold on without a problem.
Zak to move.

I climb a little bit higher and then attack the next chink in the armor. "AVAST YOU CURSED BEAST, DIE, FOUL SCUM OF THE EART!!!!"

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

17

+13 to hit

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

7

+8 to hit

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

6

+1 climb if I need to

You land both attacks! Roll damage!

The schiavona has improved critical to 15 or sixteen ^_^

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

16

+ 13 to hit

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d8 :

4

+3 damage if it doesnt hit

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

10

+3 for the second attack

*

Zak carried out 1 launched of one d8 :

8

+3 sorry

Sorry, I keep forgetting about your improved crit.
You bury your sword deep, and tear it out. The echoing sounds of an animal in pain ring through your armour and you feel a heavy jolt, and a plummeting. You've given the scorpion such a beating, you managed to sever its' leg at the knee. The creature rocks heavily, dealing an extra five damage to the ranger it's standing on, and causing Orga to have to make another Ride check. Zak, you're falling, on a giant scorpion leg. Any reactions?

I swing my sword around my head and yell triumphantly. "AND SO THE ROOTS OF EVIL ARE BEING DUG UP!" Before tumbling off the creature's limb.

Roll Tumble.

Yeeeeeeah, you fail, and take fall damage. =P

I am also gonna do fall damage properly for once. Everyone will cheer and it will be awesome. ^_^

Fall damage:

Trollface carried out 2 launched of one d6 :

6 , 2

(That was a lie. Zak will hate me for making him take damage =P )

If memory serves, Hiro to move next. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Using someone else's computer, and it is slooooooooooooow switching pages, so I can't check the initiative order all that quickly.

Mcfeathers
Male scorpion
Healer
Female scorpion
Hiro
orga's in there somewhere

I'm on top, bitch. Now get on your knees

Should I inform swift about your odd wish to have a hippogriff give you oral? I think that beak is a little sharp for that...

Hm? What's that? I saw nothing about hippogriffs in that sentence.

McFeathers is next senior.

Zak! Stop that! Ruining Orga's love life is my job! =P

Hrmmm. The other scorpion, feeling insulted by the bird attack, decides to punch McFeathers. Meanwhile I scramble about to find the modifiers like a retard.

Melee(+34)

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

20

Does that hit your feathery AC?

Um. No. Not at all. You miss completely. >>
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Well. Huh. I guess the scorpion gets to roll crit chance. Dang.
Fact! DnD with Mandi last night, her party stumbled upon a monstrous scorpion and I was all "wait... I know this..." Like a bawss. =P

Crit(+36):

Trollface carried out 1 launched of one d20 :

18

How about that? Does that hit your AC?

Nope.